What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is something you have to share?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you get a girl to like you?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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